POUND IT UP & UP
December 1st, 2021 - It can help when you pit the pledges against each other, tellin' them there is only one spot for another frat bro. Whoever gets the most bros off, gets a spot in the house. Maaaaaaaaan did they keep goin! Was like watchin' horses at the track or some shit, we rode them hard, made them earn that shit and they definitely wanted in the house. Whaddyall think- should we let both in?
BANGIN BRUH HOLES
November 17th, 2021 - One of the perks of being a full bro is being able to get off when our girls are messing up. Where do you think "bro job" comes from? Frat houses, bros helpin' bros. What, you think we only do pledges? Please. Real men have real needs and sometimes we just gotta help each other out. No one bangs like full-fledge bros do.
DOUBLE FUCK NUTS
November 10th, 2021 - Rule one in a frat. You don't lie to your brothers, no matter what or you're back on pledge-duty. Everyone knows that and seeing this guy's porn stash, it's what he was after. Some guys never learn to be a man. This dumb ass was talking how he could outdo us, trying to get us riled up. Well, he did.
HOLE FUCK 101
November 3rd, 2021 - Half of joining a frat is learning to be a man and this new dude desperately wanted to learn. He's had the same girl since high school and only boned her, if her! We told him that if he wants to be a man and join the brohood, he's gotta be our house boy and work his way up. Some guys just gotta loosen up before they're ready for real pussy. So, whatddya all think? Was he worth letting in and climb the manhood ladder?
October 27th, 2021 - We gotta get creative when school is over and there aren’t any pledges around to help take our stress away. So, we play games or some shit. The bros who’ve been around a while know what’s up, we know who is going to lose what game. We always make sure we got some newbies in on it. Gotta transition them from bitch to full frat bro.
GAME DAY HIT UP
October 20th, 2021 - Don’t matter how hard a pledge tries to be a frat bro, if it’s too close to game day he has to stay in bitch mode. This dude has been stuck as a pledge for a while and he is ready for his initiation. We took our turns as we watched the game. Maybe we’ll let him join if he doesn’t bother us on the next game day.
October 13th, 2021 - College is expensive and so is social life and other shit we like to use when hanging out at the frat. So, we started inviting other bros to watch games at our pad. It’s good to be friendly with the other frats on campus and nothing does that better than babes and sports. Think we’ll do this more often.
October 6th, 2021 - This dude strolls in like he is one of us already and gets in front of the tv talking shit about our team. You never BLOCK the game from the bros then talk about us at the same time. Had to put him in his place, might as well use a cocksleeve while we finish the game anyways.